iRobot

A subclass of iShit. An overpriced robot with a crappy logo but no functionality.

Alpha: Dude, so I hear they're coming out with an iRobot.

Beta: I totally iWant that!

Alpha: Yeah, I also want a robot with no functionality that costs twenty times more than my car!

by iMicrosoft Tech Support December 16, 2008

iWindows

An operating system that combines the usability and speed of Windows with the iWant of iShit users.

So I hear iMicrosoft is releasing iWindows iVista. It's the same as Windows Vista, but costs ten times as much.

by iMicrosoft Tech Support December 16, 2008