A Phoner occurs when some one has their cell phone in the front pocket of their pants and their phone is bulging out and it looks like a boner.
Me: "Ahh Tommy do you have a boner?"
Tommy: "No thats my cell phone.."
Me: "Everyone Tommy has a phoner!"
Tommy: "No thats my cell phone.."
Me: "Everyone Tommy has a phoner!"
by iM BaLLiN01 January 12, 2010