The Flypaper

When you finish on her(or his) back and then push them against the wall, so that they get stuck like a fly on flypaper.
Mate: What did you and your misso get up to last night?
You: Oh mate I gave her the flypaper
Mate: BAHAH nice one mate
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Batty muncher

someone who munches batty all day, specifically the missos.
similar to that of an ‘arse licker
Person 1: Harry mate you’re a batty muncher

Harry: Fuck you mate
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