calm

what i wish i was
person #1: “hey, i’m calm”
me: (sobbing internally) “that’s great!!”
by i am very sad June 19, 2022
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yes

what cassie’s iconic, “i have never ever been happier” speech starts off with
“no, yes, fuck it! i am in love with nate jacobs and he is in love with me…”
by i am very sad May 30, 2022
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