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Crushing the Cornshell means fucking for the first time.

“BROOOOO were you crushing the cornshell with tori last night?” “hell yeah bro! I’m not a vegan anymore”

by i’m a silly badgirl January 03, 2018

a male who receives mountain dew ball shrinkage as a result of drinking a sh*t ton of mountain dew.

i. e. john has dew dick!
i.e. mikey where are your balls!? do you have dew dick?

by i’m a silly badgirl September 08, 2019