Definitions by i’m a silly badgirl

dew dick 

a male who receives mountain dew ball shrinkage as a result of drinking a sh*t ton of mountain dew.

i. e. john has dew dick!
i.e. mikey where are your balls!? do you have dew dick?

dew dick by i’m a silly badgirl September 8, 2019

crushing the cornshell 

Crushing the Cornshell means fucking for the first time.

“BROOOOO were you crushing the cornshell with tori last night?” “hell yeah bro! I’m not a vegan anymore”

crushing the cornshell by i’m a silly badgirl January 4, 2018