as your father i expressly forbid it

The act of a father figure, of which you don't have, forbidding something.

dad: AS YOUR FATHER I EXPRESSLY FORBID IT
kid: fine ill ask mom

by human i think February 01, 2023

when he died

on a dark and stormy night

guy: when he died
kid: was it my dad
guy: yes
kid: finally

by human i think February 01, 2023

i earn my life

he do be earning his life doe

dad: i earn my life i earn my life i learned it from my father and i tell it to my wife
kid: dad not again

by human i think February 01, 2023

goosebumps

you give him goosebump😨

neil cicierega: you give me goosebumps
girl: aight

by human i think February 03, 2023

a mask of my own face

hed wear that

neil cicierega: *messing around on amazon*
also neil *finds something called "a mask of my own face"*
still him: *realizes its literally his face*
what do you think: *buys it*
do i have to: a mask of my own face id wear that id wear that

by human i think February 03, 2023

sweet bod

nail cigarette song

Person 1: sweet bod
Person 2: null resurrect😨

by human i think January 08, 2023

BRODYQUEST

the quest el brody

brodyquest: quest of brody
Adrien Brody, Adrien Brody, Adrien Brody, Adrien Brody
Adrien Brody, Adrien Brody, Adrien Brody, Adrien Brody
Adrien Brody, Adrien Brody, Adrien Brody, Adrien Brody
Adrien Brody, Adrien Brody, Adrien Brody, Adrien Brody
Adrien Brody, Adrien Brody, Adrien Brody

by human i think February 03, 2023