human i think's definitions

soft fuzzy man

what you girls really need

person: *is soft fuzzy man*
girl: damn i need that

by human i think February 1, 2023

my trains

uh my trains

neil: my trains🤪😎😏
yes

by human i think February 3, 2023

no eyed girl

when neil cicierega spirit phone the lemon demon😨😨😨

hail sit the real of: IF YOULL BE MY NO EYED GIRL FROM NOWHERE MANKIND CAN GO
some random guy: holy shit neil cicierega

by human i think February 1, 2023

i earn my life

he do be earning his life doe

dad: i earn my life i earn my life i learned it from my father and i tell it to my wife
kid: dad not again

by human i think February 1, 2023

as your father i expressly forbid it

The act of a father figure, of which you don't have, forbidding something.

dad: AS YOUR FATHER I EXPRESSLY FORBID IT
kid: fine ill ask mom

by human i think February 1, 2023

lifetime achievement award

neil😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨

neil cicierega: LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD
random guy: oh my gorsh neil cicierega

by human i think February 1, 2023

ancient aliens

ye olde aliens

cave man: mmmmm alien
ancient aliens: oh hell naw
cave man: screw you

by human i think February 1, 2023