human i think's definitions

reaganomics

ronald reagan crushing on your mom

reagan: WITH REAGANOMICS BABYYYYYY
mom: wtf

by human i think February 1, 2023

as your father i expressly forbid it

The act of a father figure, of which you don't have, forbidding something.

dad: AS YOUR FATHER I EXPRESSLY FORBID IT
kid: fine ill ask mom

by human i think February 1, 2023

i earn my life

he do be earning his life doe

dad: i earn my life i earn my life i learned it from my father and i tell it to my wife
kid: dad not again

by human i think February 1, 2023

ancient aliens

ye olde aliens

cave man: mmmmm alien
ancient aliens: oh hell naw
cave man: screw you

by human i think February 1, 2023

two trucks

the BEST kind of porn

some guy: *goes to pornhub*
same person: *clicks on two trucks video*

by human i think February 3, 2023

when he died

on a dark and stormy night

guy: when he died
kid: was it my dad
guy: yes
kid: finally

by human i think February 1, 2023

jaws

the shark a-lurking in the dark in the depths of the sea one day on a lark

jaws: woah respect *explodes*
JAWS IS HERE
HERE IS JAWS

by human i think February 3, 2023