A young, confused man-boy. Someone struggling with identity.
"That guy looks like a body builder...but dresses like an emo skater. What a Squam."
"Sam takes a long time to get ready. What a bitch. He's totally Squamin."
"That guy eats alot of food all summer and totally pulls ass. But i heard he goes back to school and doesnt eat, just to fit in with the band..mannn. What a squam."