hoopty driving instructor 101's definitions

LSU

Long Street University -- Home of the buy one get one 1/2 price diploma. Located on Long St in East Spencer, NC. Bullet proof vest required for admission. (For your own safety.)

It does not take much brain power to get in to LSU.

by hoopty driving instructor 101 June 24, 2004

long street

The major ghetto of Salisbury, NC. Home of LSU (Long Street University), a soul food resturant, and the Rowan County Homeless Shelter. There's probably even a hoopty dealership, but there has never been a white person to drive the whole street and live to tell about it.

There are way too many hooptys on Long Street.

Q: What's the fastest way to Africa?
A: Over da bridge!!

by hoopty driving instructor 101 January 4, 2004