hoety_ succulent's definitions

plant hoe

The compulsiveness of buying plants (mostly Monstera deliciosa) as coping mechanism of loneliness and despair of a person who's 30 years birthday is coming.

person: why do you like plants so much? they don't even do anything
me: first of all i'm a plant hoe, second of all imma need you to 🍃 me the fuck alone

by hoety_ succulent April 20, 2020