1 definition by hk4267

a d-bag that blames everyone but himself for his own problems, particularly the women that are or were in his life. Acts friendly to peoples faces but would jump on the opportunity to talk shit behind their backs to make new friends. Some how manages to date girls ten times hotter than himself but can make them dump him with ease. Drinks his weight in alcohol. A poser, the guy you never want at a party because he tries too hard to be considered cool. Claims to be a nice boy but puts shame to all of the nice men of America. A shallow, inconsiderate, fake, arrogant, and often annoying person that drowns the people around him in bullshit.
Person A : Hey did you see Kegan last night?

Person B : Plastered as always. It's so unattractive. Why does his gf stay with him. A pretty girl like her shouldn't be with a nasty dude like him.

Person A : No clue. Don't even worry about it though. She'll leave him soon enough when she sees how fake and gross he really is.
by hk4267 August 1, 2010
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