highlyopinionated's definitions

jungle dick

Much larger than average penis attached to a black man. Might be their most important calling card. However, they cannot put it on their resume or, should I say, job application. They tend to be proud of it and use it for recreational purposes, though unwanted offspring who may never know them is often a by-product of this use.

"I swear. When you're at the gym, at least the white guys, and especially the Asians, wrap a towel around their waists when going from their lockers to the showers. But the black guys throw their towels over their shoulders. That way, their jungle dicks are on display."

by highlyopinionated May 20, 2013

pussy fumes

the unpleasant smell on one's fingers or penis after inserting them into an unclean or funky smelling vagina, or smelled just by putting one's face too close to or actually on it

"I went over to the girl's place, and we got into it. Once I got home, I realized I needed to wipe down my steering wheel because it smelled of pussy fumes."

by highlyopinionated July 20, 2013