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Carpet Christening
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To be the first
person
to pee on a
carpet
in
someone
's toilet. generally in old peoples' houses.
Hey
Gran
i christened your
carpet
for you! Carpet
Christening
Carpet Christening
by
hi 5 !!!!!
October 18, 2008
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