hfjonefan0159391-59105's definitions

OHIO IS COMING

OHIO IS COMING!!!

You: What's happening??>!?!?!
Me: OHIO IS COMING
You: WTF WHAT DO YOU MEAN??
Ohio: *BURSTS THROUGH THE DOOR* HELLO BITCHES! *TAKES YOU AND LEAVES*

by hfjonefan0159391-59105 December 10, 2022

I don't give a pink fuck, a blue fuck, a grey fuck, a green fuck, a me fuck, youfuck, no fuck

I don't give a pink fuck, a blue fuck, a grey fuck, a green fuck, a me fuck, youfuck, no fuck means you don't give a fuck.

You: Hfjone sucks. I hate you!!!
Me: I don't give a pink fuck, a blue fuck, a grey fuck, a green fuck, a me fuck, youfuck, no fuck.
You: I'm sorry!! *CRIES*

by hfjonefan0159391-59105 September 25, 2022

HFJ Moldy

HFJ Moldy is a slice of bread with a small piece out of her top left and it's covered in mold. She is a frieght handeler, and she is married to HFJ Scenty. Thank you.

Person 1: Bro, why is HFJ Moldy so fucking stupid??
Person 2: Idk, though I HATE HER.
Person 1: Same.
*HFJ Moldy blasts through the door*
Hfj Moldy: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME YOU FUCKS?

by hfjonefan0159391-59105 September 9, 2022