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A geeky ninja television show that proves to the world that even high school students are still fascinated by their old Saturday morning cartoons.
"I love Naruto! He is so cool! I would love to just suck his dick!"
"Who is going to eat the last chicken leg? I want it, you want it, let's have a ninja fight! Like they do in Naruto! Then we'll be cool!"
"Who is going to eat the last chicken leg? I want it, you want it, let's have a ninja fight! Like they do in Naruto! Then we'll be cool!"
by hekifier March 28, 2009
Get the Naruto mug."How can a guy make it as president if they don't even want to go out and get a job!? That Barrack Husein Osama must be a crafty chocolate man! Even a blind squirrel can find the acorn, occasionally!"
by hekifier March 28, 2009
Get the Barrack Husein Osama mug.Any good for nothing asshole, may be a dude or a chick, who woos your partner out of a relationship with you. They've also been known to drop out of the dates quickly, and steal someone else's date. More than likely these people are immature idiots who don't know how to find themselves a meaningful date, so they have to steal someone else when they see a flaw in a relationship.
The Family Guy episode about Peter Griffin's jealousy of Louis seeing other men, there's that quick joke in the theater when Louis says "Ain't he handsome!?" Peter runs up and punches the screen until it breaks, screaming "You home-wrecking bastard!"
Country singer Gretchen Wilson has had a lot of experiences in high school with losing her dates to homewreckers, so she included the subject in a song on her album "Here For The Party" and called it "Homewrecker."
Country singer Gretchen Wilson has had a lot of experiences in high school with losing her dates to homewreckers, so she included the subject in a song on her album "Here For The Party" and called it "Homewrecker."
by hekifier March 28, 2009
Get the Homewrecker mug.1) To cheat at something. Maybe a video game, Spades, a card game, or a race.
2) To bang another lady while your rightfully married partner is unable to react to the situation, for whatever reason.
3) To try to do something great for the public to hide how big of a jerk you are at the personal level.
2) To bang another lady while your rightfully married partner is unable to react to the situation, for whatever reason.
3) To try to do something great for the public to hide how big of a jerk you are at the personal level.
1) "Quit looking at the other side of my Yu-Gi-Oh cards, you dip-shit! If you pull a John Edwards on me like that again, I'll burn your entire collection in the back-yard!"
2) Jessica Simpson's boyfriend had to pull a John Edwards on her in her own home! He was caught banging a chick on top her bed! As if she had enough to be upset about! She's Jessica Simpson! Her life has been dropped on shit creek without a paddle!
3) The stupid man is trying to run for Vice President. Even know he cheated on his wife who has breast cancer, he still thinks he has what it takes to become a figure for this country. Encourage people to be stupid and do things wrong. We're not going to let John Edwards pull himself at us again!
2) Jessica Simpson's boyfriend had to pull a John Edwards on her in her own home! He was caught banging a chick on top her bed! As if she had enough to be upset about! She's Jessica Simpson! Her life has been dropped on shit creek without a paddle!
3) The stupid man is trying to run for Vice President. Even know he cheated on his wife who has breast cancer, he still thinks he has what it takes to become a figure for this country. Encourage people to be stupid and do things wrong. We're not going to let John Edwards pull himself at us again!
by hekifier March 28, 2009
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