11 definitions by hekifier
The Butthole Surfers want to know "Who Was In My Room Last Night?" It was probably the guy next door.
by hekifier March 29, 2009
Succeeding another by a land-slide, as in a competition.
"I ass raped that nerd in the Halo tournament!"
"I ass raped her in the school president election! She didn't even have a chance!"
"I ass raped her in the school president election! She didn't even have a chance!"
by hekifier March 29, 2009
An illness which can be defined as a mild form of Autism, but this mild form is enough to complicate someone's life entirely. The person suffers from lack of social skills, inability to read body language, use larger vocabulary than someone typical for their age, and have repeated interests and react very tragically to any change. They are often considered by other people their age as being a "weirdo", probably because they refuse to talk to ass-holes that can't accept their difficulty with a medical problem.
"My mother sees my Asperger syndrome as an impairment that has made me psycho. I disagree. I see it as a birth defect that I got while she was smoking meth during her pregnancy with me!"
"Craig Nichols, lead vocalist for The Vines, has Asperger Syndrome. He describes his situation with his family in the song "Spaceship"."
"Craig Nichols, lead vocalist for The Vines, has Asperger Syndrome. He describes his situation with his family in the song "Spaceship"."
by hekifier March 29, 2009
"How can a guy make it as president if they don't even want to go out and get a job!? That Barrack Husein Osama must be a crafty chocolate man! Even a blind squirrel can find the acorn, occasionally!"
by hekifier March 29, 2009