Definitions by hearingcolor

disgustache 

The upper lip facial hair that is most often seen being sported by middle school boys who think this disproportionate, premature, and unevenly distributed mustache-like fuzz elevates them in popularity, generally having the opposite effect.

That's a Disgustache. It looks like some melted chocolate dried on your face. Get rid of it or I won't hang out with you anymore.

disgustache by hearingcolor May 29, 2010