11 definitions by hayes benedict thompson

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The disease you're suffering from when the scrabble gods decide not to give you a single vowel in your line up of seven (count them) consonants. Mm, thnks!
You only won that game of Scrabble because I got vowel cancer. Twice. What was I supposed to do? Play txt tlk scrbbl?
by Hayes Benedict Thompson November 07, 2007
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Not a gaylord, but a straightlord. A man who may have certain stereotypically gay traits, but is not gay.
Look at that man with his girfriend. He looks so gay. What a straightlord.
by Hayes Benedict Thompson August 23, 2007
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Quite simply a mixture of a minger (someone who fell out of the butt ugly tree and hit the sphincter on the way down) and a fucktard (someone who isn't retarded, but who is so stupid/annoying/idiotic, that they sure do appear that way.)
Not only was that barmaid as fat an ugly as a hippo, she couldn't even subtract 4 from 10. What a mingtard!
by Hayes Benedict Thompson September 05, 2007
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NOT a car with an extended rear cargo section (like a stationwagon). No. But the type of car you find on an English Council Estate (areas of public/social housing, typified by brutal, modernist, concrete ghettos erected in the 1950s.)

Vauxhall Nova, Peugeot 106, Ford Fiesta, Citroen Visa, Ford Mondeo, etc.

The older the better. Stinky material interiors. No alarms. Not worth stealing.
I have £200 to spend on a new vehicle. Looks like all I can afford is an estate car.
by hayes Benedict Thompson November 13, 2007
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Forget 'baby got back', which refers to a girl with a bigg ass. 'Bloke got back' means a man with a big butt.
Check out that dude walking down the beach. His butt's so big, he walks funny. Yo, bloke got back.
by hayes Benedict Thompson November 13, 2007
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A loud noise or clamor made by a large group of black youths, esp. of a disturbing or confusing kind; din; uproar.

I got woken up in the middle of the night. It was so hot, we kept the windows open. A gang walked past and made a terrible blacket in the street below.
by Hayes Benedict Thompson September 03, 2007
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A term used to describe the folder or portfolio where you put some of the worst 'creative work' shite you've had to produce for your clients. So called because it contains nothing good.
Phew, what a stinker that presentation was! The client wanted footage of England winning the Rugby World Cup four years ago interspersed with boring statements about their business that had nothing to do with rugby victories that took place four years ago. One for my noughtfolio.
by Hayes Benedict Thompson September 26, 2007
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