Yo, yo, yo! Check it, bro! Flying in over KFC, aren't they Transformaz, robots in de skies? Yes blood!
by Hayes Benedict Thompson September 05, 2007
The disease you're suffering from when the scrabble gods decide not to give you a single vowel in your line up of seven (count them) consonants. Mm, thnks!
You only won that game of Scrabble because I got vowel cancer. Twice. What was I supposed to do? Play txt tlk scrbbl?
by Hayes Benedict Thompson November 07, 2007
Forget 'baby got back', which refers to a girl with a bigg ass. 'Bloke got back' means a man with a big butt.
by hayes Benedict Thompson November 13, 2007
Quite simply a mixture of a minger (someone who fell out of the butt ugly tree and hit the sphincter on the way down) and a fucktard (someone who isn't retarded, but who is so stupid/annoying/idiotic, that they sure do appear that way.)
Not only was that barmaid as fat an ugly as a hippo, she couldn't even subtract 4 from 10. What a mingtard!
by Hayes Benedict Thompson September 05, 2007
Slang for a diamond that is proper shit and not real in any way. Fake bling. More cubic zirconia than H Samuel's. Be a bonafide iced-out play for only £9.99! Keeping it real. Cheap.
Look at David Peckham over there. It's the end of the month. Tesco's has just paid him. So he's flashing his fivers. Buying bottles fizzy wine. And he's covered head to toe in blud diamonds.
by Hayes Benedict Thompson October 19, 2007
Slang for a diamond that is proper shit and not real in any way. Fake bling. More cubic zirconia than H Samuel's. Be a bonafide iced-out playa for only £9.99! Keeping it real. Cheap.
Look at David Peckham over there. It's the end of the month. Tesco's has just paid him. So he's flashing his fivers. Buying bottles fizzy wine. And he's covered head to toe in blud diamonds.
by Hayes Benedict Thompson September 25, 2007
As in 'snap, crapple, pop'. Man, I read a review of that David Mamet film that said the 'dialogue really crackled'. 'Crappled', more like. All he does is make every character answer a question with another question.
by Hayes Benedict Thompson November 07, 2007