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Definitions by hammer man

an extremely large penis
Wow he’s got a fat hammer!!
hammer by hammer man May 11, 2019
acronym for "Can't Understand Normal Thinking"
Husband: You Can't Understand Normal Thinking!

Wife:?????
Husband: You cunt!
Wife: You fucking bastard, son of a bitch, asshole mother fucker!
cunt by hammer man January 4, 2015
A dark haired girl that exhibits emo qualitys and is at the very least averagly hot. Age ranges from around 14 to 20 years old with the occasional exception.
See that girl over there, the one with the dark hair. She's totally a dogface.
Dogface by Hammer man September 7, 2008