1 definition by haha! feck u!

When a large man has a penis that is not in proportion to his body size. When it looks as if a midgets penis was transplanted on to a average mans body.
Girl No. 1: Yeah Gareth Delap has such a midget dick

or

Girl No. 1: dude you have such a midget dick.

Gareth Delap: yea but my girlfriend loves to floss with it.
by haha! feck u! November 12, 2010
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