Definitions by haggisface

Gash handler 

Pimp

I was crawling the curb, lookin' for se hoes and then my gash handler called me and came up with goods.

Gash handler by Haggisface December 8, 2012

SIMWW 

Acronym for "Sound I Make When Wanking"

Girl: "I'm gonna make them Bloody Marys...with my menstrual blood..."
Guy: SIMWW

SIMWW by haggisface November 28, 2011