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Hoe-dar

an internal detection system which monitors and registers the presence of a hoe and indicates the hoe-nosity level of a person or groups of people one comes in contact with.

As the cheerleaders passed by me, my hoe-dar went wacko.

by Guess Who March 13, 2004

Stead (vt)

1)To spend an entire day at work doing absolutely bugger all other than circulating funny emails

2)To have the capacity to sleep with ones eyes open, thereby giving the illusion of diligent effort, having been up all night playing pokerand imbibing cheap merlot.

1)I think I'll Stead today

2) I'm having a steady sort of day today. Got any nurofen?

by Guess who November 28, 2003

Smokified

To have Comparison to Smoky

To have ones life force sucked out by a whore like girlfriend

Daaaaammmnn Ben...your smokefied

by Guess who November 2, 2003