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MiM

MiM - acronym for "Mr. Internet Man". Anyone who uses the internet to solve 99 to 100% of their problems using the WWW or world wide web. Taking this pathway of knowledge away from someone would be fatal, and would cause them to rely on finding a person of opposite sex (T^, CW * please refer back for future references) to get them through the outage.

Oh my god. What man. Dude my new girlfriend asked me to a play this weekend. Really? Yea. I never have had any interest in plays, or movies, but I can't let her down it's a special suprize for my birthday! Oh wait, I know what I'll do. <1 hour elapses> Hey man, no prob. I just memorized every play in exsistance from Shakespeare to Ginsberg. Of course you did. Fucking MiM.

by gtb March 21, 2005