gretchenwieners's definitions

Camille

-fat bitch who cant take five steps without needing her inhaler
-claims she works out at the gym but in reality stays at home all fucking day
-eats five lbs of cheese in a sitting
-doesnt realize her father is actually Jay Leno
-"i swear its my natural hair color!!"

"hey do you see that giant walking turd over there?"
"you mean Camille?"

"oh my god is that Jay Leno?"
"nah, thats just Camille"

by gretchenwieners February 20, 2015