googleroxballz's definitions

football

A useless sport in which men run around on a large field in tight pants, tackling each other over a silly little ball.

The man tried to tackle the other man who had the ball, but he didn't want to get his tight pants dirty.
Guy 1: What the hell are they doing?
Guy 2: They must be playing football.

by googleroxballz June 8, 2011