1 definition by goofy douche bag

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the best oxymoron ever.

Cassidy: "your a fucking virgin."

Scotty: "i can't be a virgin if i am fucking."

Christina: "but you can't be fucking, because you are a virgin."

Scotty: "well shit."

by goofy douche bag August 14, 2008

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