goff's definitions

ryan

faggot

ryan always likes to be in group chats with underage teens.

by Goff December 19, 2022

BOOT

butt. ass. cloacka. anus.

that hot slut loves getting fucked squarly in the boot.

by goff November 26, 2003

mofette

A Mofette likes pink things, dancing and snakebite and black. They normally grow in Staffordshire or Warrington, but have been found as far north as Leeds.

A Mofette is not:
An airport
A volcanic vent
A fork-lift truck

We met Mofette by chance and took her out for pie and chips. And beer.

by Goff April 2, 2004