Yawn Rape

The act of placing an outstretched finger (index or otherwise) into the mouth of a friend, aquaintance, family member, significant other or stranger at the peak of a yawn.

NB. One who yawn rapes is a yawn rapist, and one can be "yawn-raped"

Keith yawn raped Vince.
Keith is a yawn rapist.
Keith was proscecuted for yawn rape.

by goats, eggs and daisies July 11, 2008