Definitions by glub-tubbas wepple

chili wallet 

when you use your mouth to suction yourself to someones forehead and then take a steamy, wet shit down the front of their head before letting go of their waistband and snapping it shut like a wallet full of chili.

Dave: yo what did you do last night?
Johnny: i gave my worst enemy a chili wallet.

chili wallet by glub-tubbas wepple June 18, 2024