muffin point

that point you reach when you are so tired that every single thing said or done is the funniest thing ever, you giggle uncontrollably and irrationally. the more you laugh the more you can't stop.
ben: "look at that car!"

sarah: "hahaha, omg, hahaha!"

ben: "you are so at the muffin point!"
by girl7 November 14, 2006
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hetero-lifemate

your closest friend of the same sex, the person you'd be with if you were both homosexual.
*on the phone*

jack: "i miss you man, when are you coming home?"

phil: "next thursday...only 5 more days!"

jack: "i can't wait to see ya bro, i have so much to tell you...you've really been missin' out!"

phil: "i love you, man!"

jack: "i love you too, bro!"

*off the phone*

tina: "man, if i didn't know any better, i'd think you two were gay together!"

jack: "shut up! he's just my best friend, my bro, leave me alone!"

tina: "don't get so deffensive...i know you two are just hetero-lifemates."
by girl7 December 07, 2006
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