Honk a donk

To honk your donk
Donk = your penis
Honk = jerk off

A different term for masturbating.

Are you honk a donking? Sorry to interrupt.

I'm gonna go honk a donk.

by ghostlypeachess January 16, 2021

Spicy butthole disease

When you consume spicy foods and you feel like it's not gonna come out good later.

I'm gonna have spicy butthole disease later.

Or

I have spicy butthole disease.

by ghostlypeachess February 13, 2020