4 definitions by gert mandem

pillar

the term describing someone controlled or heavily influenced by a low class drug. particularly cannabis, pills or excess alcohol. never used with reference to harder drugs e.g crack/cocaine. often used positively but can also be derogatory,context must be understood.

'is he cool?'
'yer my man's a pillar, hes sound as.'

'all you do is smoke. your'e a proper pillar.'

by gert mandem March 6, 2007

crouch

derogatory term used to insult someones excess height or likeness to the footballer peter crouch.

'yo pils is such a crouch'

'Jay stop crouching around you lanky fuck'

by gert mandem March 6, 2007

toss the standard

1)literal meaning: to add a normal idea or opinion into a conversation.
2)sub-context: to discard something that has allready been deemed as standard.
3)conotations: to jizz,jerk or wank off.(derived from toss the salad)
4)a snack, toast and butter

'I maybe tossing the standard, but i'm goin to through jesus into the mix for ultimate mandem'

beth 'do you want a cup of builders tea?'
wendy 'na bitch toss the standard, i want earl grey...still'

'is andy upstairs tossing the salad?'
'tossin the standard!'

by gert mandem April 1, 2007

jimmy zootron

a discrete term describing high grade cannabis or a coned spliff. derived from a collaboration of the term 'zoot',a suit which resembles a coned spliff, and the popular t.v cartoon character Jimmy Neutron, a boy genius.

'yo we meeting up wit jimmy zootron any time soon bruv?'

'lets go meet jimmy, burn a zootron

by gert mandem March 6, 2007