A person who opens an excessive amount of tabs in their browser, and refuses to close them while shouting "They're mine! Mine! You can't take them away from me!"
Mike: You have way too many tabs open. You don't use them all, do you?
Gary: DON'T TAKE THEM AWAY FROM ME! THEY'RE MINE!
Mike: You are such a tab-whore.
Gary: DON'T TAKE THEM AWAY FROM ME! THEY'RE MINE!
Mike: You are such a tab-whore.
by genericpseudonymthatisnice January 11, 2012