supervillain

A killer who loves children. Also, one who is skilled in destruction as well as building.

Billy: "Mom, can Metal Face come over for dinner?"

Mom: "Is he that little redhead from school?"

Billy: "No Mom, it's the supervillain janitor Mr. Doom. He killed a werewolf that attacked Randy Yavanian at recess. Mr. Doom sure is swell!"

Mom: "Well...ok."

by gargosmell April 01, 2009