per

per- a scandinavian masculine name. usually owned by sexy beasts with hard rock abs. they're known to game, whether it be video games or sports. if you see a per, make sure to immediately be friends with them. they'll stay with you forever, whether you like it or not. luckily, you'll want to stick with them forever. they're the nicest of all.

'yoooo, its Per!'
'thank you for helping me, Per'
"nice hard rock abs Per"