shit wheel

Someone who always hangs around you that you hate, but cant get rid of. Like a 3rd wheel only with shit on it.

I wish your brother would stop coming over he is such a shit wheel.

by G Diddy April 07, 2004

rusty sherifs badge

The soft flesshy area of ones anus, usually refered to when it is not in it's cleanest state.

If he says that one more time I'm gonna put my foot up his "rusty sherifs badge".

by g diddy December 15, 2003