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toesday

toesday, the third day of the week. comes after moanday.

toesday is the day the soapman unlocks our shoe prisons and lets our delicious toes breath free from their acidy prison.

toejam also inexplicably tastes the best on this day.

toesday is my favorite day of the week!

"ay yo whats tomorrow" "toesday." "oh boy!"

by fuck me with a green lunchbox October 9, 2019

vore slut

an animal that enjoys eating common inanimate objects such as cellphones, cords or pencils, etc. they will become desperate and fight their owners for the item until their cravings are satisfied

my cat, tamara, is a vore slut for headphone cords

by fuck me with a green lunchbox October 9, 2019