fru7ep1993's definitions
Contrary to popular belief a Cunt is actually a male, usually with severe mummy issues. Usually an ex boyfriend or someone who was once of great significance to you, but then proceeded to rip out your heart and shove it so far up your anus that you choked on it and nearly died. He was once the best person you had ever met and now the pain of coming to the realization that you may never find anyone better, makes you walk through life with fear. The only revenge worthy of a cunt is to wait until they are at their happiest in another relationship, then re enter their life and seduce them. Then as soon as its done, you blow out of there like a queen made of diamonds knowing that you just fucked up their life as much as they once fucked up yours.
by fru7ep1993 April 1, 2015
Get the Cuntmug.