sea monster

boy (or claims to be boy) with large features i.e. pussy lips, bubbly nose, but squinty asian eyes
can often be spotted in red bank wearing tight pants and bearing side bangs and a bandanna around his eye

if spotted should not be approached: known to express major bitchiness and mood swings also known to seduce girls and fuck them over really badly

defensises of the sea monster: normally fitting pants, scissors and midol!
OMG GUYS we need there's that damned sea monster again, let's get out of river side and hope he didnt see us with his squinty 1/2 asian 1/2 mexican eyes!
by from expirience<3 November 07, 2007
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