Definitions by foyf

tufler 

joint, spliff, doobie, marijuana, bifta, charlie plasterer.

"Is someone gonna spark a tufler then or am I gonna shoot you all ?"

tufler by Foyf January 21, 2003

cockbreed

A penis that will multiply every time it is beat off. A re-spawning bell end.

"The alien cockbreed has spread all the way across Essex"

cockbreed by Foyf January 21, 2003

mardy 

Grumpy. Surly. Like a moaning child who doesn't get his way.

stop being mardy and make me some toast

mardy by Foyf January 21, 2003