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The end result of getting very drunk in the company of persons who happen to possess some form of razor or other hair-removing device.
"Drake, what happened to your hair?"
"Last night I drank too much and passed out, and some of the guys totally beer sheared me... Now I'm bald."
"Last night I drank too much and passed out, and some of the guys totally beer sheared me... Now I'm bald."
by fork my eye August 25, 2009
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