fluorescent's definitions

Giggle Biscuit

A Giggle Biscuit is a term referring to a fat person who sees humor in everything: one of those gross fat slobbery girls with a wobbly chin who laughs at something which is absolutely not funny and more often than not, not even intended to be funny. They may even laugh at an insult because they have no idea how to react otherwise, and decide that perhaps it was a funny insult.
Giggle Biscuits can be male, although the female variety is much more common.
A giggle biscuit could also be reffered to as a Chuckle Porkenshrieker, the German variation of the term.

Dude: Hi.
Giggle biscuit: hahahahaha! Hi *chuckle*
Dude: Jesus, lose some weight, bitch.
Giggle biscuit: hahahahaha *chuckle* hahaha *giggle* hahaha *wobble* hahaha

by fluorescent May 23, 2009

Stealth Bomber

A stealth bomber is a shit so big that it touches the water in the toilet bowl before actually detaching itself from one's anus. The result is that the turd passes from A to B completely noiselessly and with total stealth.

"The gent's toilets were out of order so I was forced to use a cubicle in the ladies', I was that desperate. A few girls came in whilst I was in there, but luckily my shit was so big it was a stealth bomber. They didn't suspect a thing"

by fluorescent August 20, 2009