fluorescent's definitions

Giggle Biscuit

A Giggle Biscuit is a term referring to a fat person who sees humor in everything: one of those gross fat slobbery girls with a wobbly chin who laughs at something which is absolutely not funny and more often than not, not even intended to be funny. They may even laugh at an insult because they have no idea how to react otherwise, and decide that perhaps it was a funny insult.
Giggle Biscuits can be male, although the female variety is much more common.
A giggle biscuit could also be reffered to as a Chuckle Porkenshrieker, the German variation of the term.

Dude: Hi.
Giggle biscuit: hahahahaha! Hi *chuckle*
Dude: Jesus, lose some weight, bitch.
Giggle biscuit: hahahahaha *chuckle* hahaha *giggle* hahaha *wobble* hahaha

by fluorescent May 23, 2009

Love inflation

The phenomenon whereby a couple tell each other 'I love you' so frequently that after a few months the phrase loses all meaning.
Most commonly occurs in a problematic relationship where couples brush aside their troubles without really resolving them and just tell the other party how much they love them instead.

Mike: Janet! What have I told you about leaving the fucking TV remote on the sofa! You know it belongs on the coffee table!
Janet: I do love you though :)
*couple make up and hasten to forget TV remote argument*

... and so love inflation occurs.

by fluorescent December 14, 2009