2 definitions by fluffy scrotum

male version of camel toe

when a man wears tight pants, usually jeans, it looks like there is a toe in his pants. usually down the either leg, but can also occasionally be found going sideways. straight down doesnt usually work due to the tightness of the pants pushing the toe to the left or right.
most often found on dirty old men who pull it
'gad damn jesus mary and joseph! look at the toe on that!'
by fluffy scrotum June 15, 2004
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strongly resembling a bovine with a sexually transmitted disease. Has only 2 udders and walks upright.
"fuck off bovinia with chlamydia!"
by fluffy scrotum June 15, 2004
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