poop tuba

when your eating out an ass, but it smells frightful and looks like it's been stretched out and wrinkled. A poop tuba is generally caused by forgetting to shower. Only fucking retards are known to have poop tubas because everybody showers before sex.
I ate out a girl butthole last night, but she had a real stinky poop tuba. Never gonna fuck her again.
by fingerlickingvaginaparticles November 08, 2020
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fat fucking retard

One who is remarkably obese, and is typically mentally challenged, or a retard.
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