Definitions by fates worse than death
Christian Side Hug
An evangelical non-greeting in which both parties express their mutual disdain for their bodies and the God who created them.
Mike: Do you want to have premarital sex times with me?
Jane: No, I do not (christian side hug) thank you.
Mike: No, thank you.
Jane: No, I do not (christian side hug) thank you.
Mike: No, thank you.
Christian Side Hug by fates worse than death November 25, 2009