Cluggin’ is the act of excessive salivation due to passionate cunnilingus with your lady friend that it sounds like you may be in distress from drowning.
Chip: “Yoooo bro, I was hella cluggin’ Taylor’s shaved beef slices last night, I almosted drowned dude, no caps.”
Eric Gingwater III: “Bro, I heard that shit all the way downstairs while I was getting some ice for my apple-tini. I thought you were doing that 64oz Spicy Ketchup chug challenge or something. It sounded like a fat guy trying to eat 96 funnel cakes at the fair all at the same time. I’m glad you’re ok tho, you had me worried there for a sec. “
Eric Gingwater III: “Bro, I heard that shit all the way downstairs while I was getting some ice for my apple-tini. I thought you were doing that 64oz Spicy Ketchup chug challenge or something. It sounded like a fat guy trying to eat 96 funnel cakes at the fair all at the same time. I’m glad you’re ok tho, you had me worried there for a sec. “
by fat obese lady May 09, 2022
Get the Cluggin’ mug.A Cumbleswatch is a type color swatch used to compare the color of your semen to the rest of the population.
Hank: "Hey Carlton, I bought that new Cumbleswatch I seen on T.V last night. It was only $19.95 and it was buy one get one for free. I thought you might be interesed in one since i know you a little creepy and sexually perverted.
Carlton:"You know Hank, I'm way ahead of ya! I already have 4 of them because the first three I purchased got ruined because I came all over them and forgot to clean them off so my semen just dried up and I couldnt scrape it off so I said what the hell and got another one! This one is starting to get a little dirty so I'm thrilles that you have another one for me!
Hank:"I says on mine that I have Irish semen; what about you Carlton?"
*Carlton died from cardiac arrest because masturbated too much. He was also very fat. Carlton couldn't respond to Hanks question."
Carlton:"You know Hank, I'm way ahead of ya! I already have 4 of them because the first three I purchased got ruined because I came all over them and forgot to clean them off so my semen just dried up and I couldnt scrape it off so I said what the hell and got another one! This one is starting to get a little dirty so I'm thrilles that you have another one for me!
Hank:"I says on mine that I have Irish semen; what about you Carlton?"
*Carlton died from cardiac arrest because masturbated too much. He was also very fat. Carlton couldn't respond to Hanks question."
by fat obese lady July 12, 2017
Get the Cumbleswatch mug.Choinked is when you’re getting a blowjob and she is too toothy with it, and she scraped your mushroom tip with her teeth.
Glen: “Dude, I’ve had to free-ball now for 6 weeks ‘cause Stephany Choinked the fuck out my tip dog for real. Shit be more sore then a tube of preparation H.”
Kevin: “Dude, seriously, I hate when my tip gets Choinked so now I only get my top spun from bitches with no teeth. Feels like butter now and I haven’t been Choinked in 3 years. Feels good bro seriously.”
Kevin: “Dude, seriously, I hate when my tip gets Choinked so now I only get my top spun from bitches with no teeth. Feels like butter now and I haven’t been Choinked in 3 years. Feels good bro seriously.”
by fat obese lady May 15, 2022
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