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off paper

Possessing qualities not easily described verbally nor demonstrated with concrete facts.

Our relationship makes no sense on paper, but off paper we are absolutely amazing.

by false refuge firebomber June 1, 2013

Oenobonics

Shorthand English that emerges following the ingestion of wine. It most commonly found in emails and social media posts.

Post: Well, so actually I think that's why the NYT keeps David Brooks around: he stimulates good conversation and eventually makes everyone feel smart --because they know he's pretty smart and they figure out that they're SMART than him. You definitely are.

Response: I cut out "er"s and "est"s after my first glass of wine. I call it Oenobonics.

by False refuge firebomber October 1, 2011