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Falak

a myth in the greek era about a mystical half human/half beast which was given the worse of names: a falak. the name commonly found for extremely deluded individuals who fantasise about being superior when in fact they are really the bottom of the barrel/scum of society. the shocking low levels of IQ a falak possesses are unrivalled amonst the human species leading questions to what they really are. scientists are now debating whether a falak can be considered as a sane human or rather as a human drifted towards the animal kingdom. the tone in which a falak speaks and the accent itself can only be compared to that of Beetlejuice. there is a fine line between a human and a falak. you get the extremely mentally unwell but they are nothing compared the stupidity of a falak. this so called falak has a disrupted mind and his thought are often very alarming. these creatures display sign of extreme delusion.if you come accross a falak ensure you do not maintain eye contact and stay extremely still as even the slightest movement can lead to this wild beast becoming confused and angry and when in such a state he is liable to reek havoc like a deranged animal.

person 1: whats that dog with 2 hand and 2 legs called again?
person 2: a falak!
person 1: i heard stories about this deranged beast using shit as Nutella spread for his sandwich.
person 2: that sounds about right!!!

by falak calls me daddy November 22, 2021