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An intellectual who has to deal with idiots on a daily basis. They're smart, introverted, and depressed people who hates morons. When they are around these donkeys who are less intelligent than than the average human, they turn into psychopaths. They are often misunderstood for being an arrogant and narcissistic little shit just because they're interested in philosophical discussions and other nerdy stuff that simple-minded people don't find very interesting.
Caufas dislikes simple-minded people who just goes with the fucking flow and don't contemplate their own existence and the universe itself and people who tell them to "just ignore it" fucking dumb bitch.
Caufas browses /jp/ and masturbates to Touhou Project hentai because Caufas have very boring lives and have literally nothing else to do except to watch hentai and listen to Touhou music and Steins;Gate openings.
Oh and they hate being called chicken and is a fan of exurb1a.
Caufas: "I had godly foresights, he had beans."
Retard 1: "Woah that guy is being philosophical again! He is trying to look smart lololol..."
Retard 2: "Lol ikr! people like that are called Caufas!!"
Retard 3: "LOL!! he thinks he is so cool haha XD"
by exurb1a fan 2025 October 28, 2019

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A taiwanese dwarf that eats little boys and spaghetti for breakfast.
Droppey is a nigger
by exurb1a fan 2025 March 01, 2020

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is a phrase used by normies describing lolicons as pedophiles.
cultured weeb: *posts loli*
normie with a minecraft pfp: "you disgust me, you filthy creature! lolicons are pedophiles!"
cultured weeb: "do I look like I care"
normie with a minecraft pfp: "what's it with you and lolis"
cultured weeb: "because we're matured men who have the daughtering instinct. you're immature and desire moms lactating breasts to feed-on. manchild."
by exurb1a fan 2025 January 11, 2020

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