1 definition by even bigger house

1. House(n.) A person with the incredibly divine ability to consume a bag of chips and a jar of salsa in one sitting.
2. House(v.) To completely and utterly obliterate a jar of salsa at whim without taking a breath of air; To continuously shovel salsa into one's mouth like a ferris wheel.
3. House(Adj.) Describes something with uncanny housing powers.
"Man, that guy could house a house!"
"Oh my House!"
"The House always wins."
"After all, it is House rules!"
by even bigger house September 6, 2006
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