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delressed

wanting to live life but ur too lazy to move. wanting to pass school but ur too lazy to actually do the work.

jennie exclaimed, “I ACTUALLY WANTED TO GO TO SCHOOL TODAY but I was delressed so I didn’t want to show up to school without my work done!”

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When woman (or man) defecates on a mans erect penis, then smears it all over like it was lube.

Betty used some dutch lube to give me a handy last night when we ran out of KY, it smelled so bad but felt so good.

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